reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

milkk-teeth:

5lyfe:

Cosmo Sex Tip #156 before you go down on her look in her in the eyes and say “lets open this fucking pit up”

HAHhahahahHAHAHA

cyberdepressed:

people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

saveitforsatan:

I want sex on tap and snuggles and kisses and someone to hangout with and be soppy with and eat pizza with and someone to spoon me. I want all the good things.

I also want to be alone and I don’t want commitment but I don’t like sharing. I don’t want to trust anybody again, I don’t want to make all the effort and I hate men.

But I love men.

klartie:

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find

jesus christ dad what the fuck